An Elderly Couple At A Walmart Self-Checkout
by Vito del Valle
An overheard conversation at a Walmart.
An elderly couple are at the self-checkout.
Old man: Can you believe this shit?
Old woman: Yes dear, just go ahead and scan it.
Old man: When did I become a Walmart employee?
Old woman: There's no registers open, can't you see.
Old man: Why do your pull ups cost so much?
Old woman: I like how they fit, not too tight in the crotch.
Old man: Why can't you just try to hold your piss?
Old woman: How about when you go, you try not to miss.
Old man: You know, it's been ten years since we've had sex.
Old woman: You need to learn to complain a little less.
Old man: The world has really gone to hell.
Old woman: No, just you and me as far as I can tell.
Note: On prompt. I'm sure this conversation really happened. Poem #98 for the year.
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