Untitled Joke - NaPoWriMo Day 13

 Untitled Joke
     by Vito del Valle

Three nouns walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "What will you have?"
First noun says, "A Shirly Temple."
Second noun says, "A Manhattan."
Third noun says, "A duck fart."

Note: On prompt. I am freaking hilarious, lol.... Poem #100 for the year.