How To Kill Yourself and Take As Many People With You
by Vito del Valle
There are options:
A. Write Bad Poetry - This takes years of practice. Every word written of bad poetry is like a growing cancerous tumor on your soul. If you want a slow agonizing self-inflicted death this is the go to method. Every person reading your bad poetry will also experience the same lethargic death created by your words.
B. Draw/Paint A Terrible Picture - A pencil or brush is as deadly a weapon as a scalpel. Every stroke of your hand is like a knife stabbing your body. The more terrible the picture, the faster you will bleed out. Anyone who views your picture will gouge their eyes out and flail themselves gloriously.
C. Sculpt A Hideous Piece - Clay, Stone, Wood, whatever the medium, create the most unimaginable maddening sculpture possible. So rude and offensive to the moral fiber of humanity, God would have no choice but to strike you down. Everyone who saw your piece would be driven insane and suffer instantly from a heart attack or stroke.
D. Write and Perform The Worst Song Ever Written - Whatever your instrument be: guitar, piano, trombone, banjo, etc. Use it to create the most cacophonous noise of horrible melody and structure. Chords and choruses inconvincible to the minds of man. Perform the song with passion and ferocity, and you will open a portal to oblivion which will swallow you whole. People hearing your song will spontaneously combust into flames leaving a pile of ash.
E. Bring An Acoustic Guitar To A Party - self-explanatory.
Note: On Prompt. Sometimes, it's just fun to be weird, lol... Poem #94 for the year.
amazing style of writing
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